Monday, October 5, 2009

cry - o - genics.........but the Thackeray duo !

Sorry friends for my long absence, sorry to my so called determined effort to make every week a new blog entry. But yes this long absence gave me numerous very haunted topics, which I can’t further resist myself to write upon.

For the first time in my academic career my one night stand before exam has failed. Yes , I am expecting exactly 2.5 marks in my “Cryogenic Engineering” paper that counts to only 8.33 % of the total. And what is going to fetch me those precious 2.5 marks are the questions those a 8th standard kid can answer if properly stressed. I was asked the boiling points of Hydrogen, Helium, Oxygen, Methane and Argon; each of them carrying 0.5 marks each. And fortunately with the mutual cooperation of the fellow examinees, I answered at least this precisely correct. But you know, I brought back the graph sheet which was attached with the question paper which I was expected to detach and then fix it with the answer sheet. Actually I found no reason in fixing a blank graph sheet.

In simple words...”I AM SCREWED” in a subject which unfortunately is taken by the Director of my institute who fortunately happens to be one of the best professors of Cryogenics in India. God knows the consequences , but right now I just wish not to become the dumbest student of this best professor. The quantisation of marks allows one to get even marks like 0, 0.5, 1, 1.5, 2 etc. So hoping for the best out of it.

The second stuff that got its place here on by blog hails from some good offices of Maharashtra. If you have been regular with the newspapers for the past few days, you must be aware of the recent statement of Shivsena –BJP alliance for the upcoming state elections.

“We Will Not Allow Outsiders In Mumbai.”

Earlier, Raj Thackeray used such controversial language and that too from the platform of MNS, Which got many revolts and rebukes from the people of BIHAR and UTTAR PRADESH. And now the same is being endorsed by Shivsena-BJP alliance. The Interesting part is that these two organisations are rivals in the field of this upcoming election in Maharashtra and even then if they are common at some point , it is this one. Disgusting ! Isn’t it ? ? Unfortunately BJP (read: Bhartiya Janata Party) which literally means ‘the party of Indian mass’ which was formulated to give a strong opposition to the then ruling Congress Party at centre ,is now endorsing this regionalism just to get some cheap political benefits. Unacceptable. Isn’t it ? ?

Let me ask you one seemingly irrelevant question here. “Have you watched the movie ‘Wake Up Sid’ ?” If not , just walk out and enjoy it and do one favour for me. Just count how many times ‘Mumbai’ has been referred as ‘Bombay’ in the movie. And you know because of this only Karan Johar was threatened by MNS (read: Maharashtra Navnirman Sena) activists on the indications of their messiah, Raj Thackeray. Even screening of this movie was hampered in Mu
mbai. Theatres, screening this movie were attacked by the mob. And finally Mr. Johar had to apologise for this and he also promised to insert a grovelling disclaimer before the movie. One thing for sure here is that Mr. Johar did this not because he wanted to be a brave voice of dissent, Actually he felt it a better option than to go for an inconvenient enmity with Raj Thackeray in Mumbai.

Mr. Raj Thackeray (for MNS) and Mr. Uddhav Thackeray (for Shivsena) just answer my few questions on behalf of your outsiders:
1. Why you didn’t send those non Marathi NSG commandos out of Mumbai when they were fighting with the terrorists last year in Hotel Taj ?
2. Why you didn’t send your activists to fight with the terrorists then ? Do you attack only poor Bihari taxi drivers ?
3. You come and act when people speak Hindi in your state . Why don’t you ban Bollywood , the Hindi – Film Industry , based in your Mumbai ?
4. Why you take stand only when there is peace and you arrange the condolence for the martyrs then ?
5. And Mr. Thackeray one last question there is something called ‘INDIAN’.
Are you one?

N.B:

1. The NSG chief is a Bengali. An Indian.
2. The Major who died in Taj was from Bangalore. An Indian.
3. The NSG commander who died in Nariman House was from U.P. An Indian.
4. And the population which suffered was of Mumbai. The _____________.
(MNS and SHIVSENA activitists ask your Messiah to come and fill this blank.)

6 comments:

aniket said...

this man has written his heart out.
good work ashesh!!!!!
the politicians need to change their attitude and we as people need to choose the write people as our representatives.

108rahulr.me034 said...

night OUT for ur open elective was needless as even those who studied were screwed up too.
best professor of cryogenics in india also needs best students.
raj thackery is back spitting venom on t.v. channels and same news correspondents r interviewing him who had declared him anti indian.
raj thackerey is boasting in all the meeetings he addresses that how he forced one of the biggest producers of bollywood to apologise to him.
if work permit is needed in one's own country,then what's wrong if austrailians are beating off indians.
LONG LIVE "RAHUL RAJ".

gladiator!!! said...

hope that u will get the max no u expected .......in cry-o-genics and wont be the dumbest one as many student might not have attended any..

moreover in india the worst field one can choose to discuss is politics as one dont need any degree nor one shuld be educated enough nor one need to be a matric pass to be a minister in india .as in india even a "chauthi fail" can be a minister so wat more can we expect frm them. they just try to befool the innocent people sometime on basis of caste(resrvations),or on the basis of language,etc . to benefit their own political carrier as they know that they are so untalented that they wont even get a sweepers job so better to be a leader.

we even cant hope for a better tomorrow especially in terms of political standard as with every passing day one can hear the formation of a new party either local union or in centre. so as the number of political parties will increase the level of cheapness of the so called leaders or minister will increase gradually and hence we will have to see a worse tomorrow.

आशीष अंकुर said...

kya sach me hum 'sab' bhartiya hai?
kya hamari rajbhasa hindi hai?
kya hme bharat me kahi rahne ka adhikaar prapt hai?

agar haan to raj thakre jaise netaon ko hamare bharat desh ki rajnitik partiyan kyu sanrakchan de rahi hai?

hamare desh ki janta ko jagna hoga taki, aise neta, neta na ban paye...

fansi ki janjir to hamare haathon me hai jarurat hai mujrim ko pahchanne ki...

raghav ne to deshwasiyo ko jagane ka ek prasansaniya karya kiya...

aasha hai ab ye junta kuchh sahi karegi...

Ashesh Raghav said...

@gladiator
thnx frnd.
exactly i m also a supporter of a minimum educational qualification limitation for one to contest an election. But for the case of Raj Thackeray , he is an educated leader. No body expects these cheap publicity stunts from leaders of this weight. So now now India needs to think beyond this !
BTW , Hoping to become a topper in cryogenics is nothing more than a cheap joke frnd. You can't understand my situation !!!

Ashesh Raghav said...

@ashish
धन्यवाद मित्र ,
राज ठाकरे का मकसद शायद बस मीडिया का ध्यान अपनी और आकर्षित करना है। उनका ध्येय कभी केंद्रीय राजनीति में आने का रहा नहीं। वो हमेशा से सिर्फ़ और सिर्फ़ महाराष्ट्र की राजनीति में दिलचस्पी लेते रहे और आगे भी उनकी यही मंशा है इसलिए वो इसे ही ध्यान में रख कर कार्य कर रहे हैं। वो चाहते हैं किसी भी तरह महाराष्ट्र की जनता के लोकप्रिय नेता बन जायें। और ये राजनीति ऐसी चीज है जो किसी भी इंसान को इस हद तक गिरा सकती है जिसका उदहारण उन्होंने स्वयं ही दे दिया। वो सारे राष्ट्र का विरोध झेल सकते हैं बशर्ते उन्हें उसके बदले महाराष्ट्र और मुंबई की जनता का स्नेह और प्यार ( वोट ) मिले । ये सब उनके स्टंट्स उनके वास्तविक चरित्र को दर्शाते भी हैं या नहीं , ये कहना फिलहाल तो मुश्किल है। आशीष मुझे तुम्हारे लेख का इंतज़ार है आशा है तुम भी कुछ इस दिशा में अपने विचार व्यक्त करो।

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