A letter to the people of Jharkhand….

I beg your pardon and ask :

Are you really the descendants of Manu as we are? Where goes your conscience every time while choosing your leader? I doubt, a normal human can’t elect (I repeat “ elect”) a person to represent his/her constituency whose husband had just been arrested for a whopping 4000 Cr scam while in the chair of Chief Minister. Isn’t it a shame that your state has seen 7 chief ministers in just 10 years of its formation in a democracy where election is scheduled after a term of 5 year? Oh.. I forgot even one independent candidate had been a Chief Minister of Jharkhand once.

I was not very mature when the partition took place but yes I do remember, the same month Uttarakhand and Chhattisgarh parted from UP and MP. It needs no mention that today they are far richer in Literacy, Per Capita Income, Life Expectancy and all other aspects that the govt. considers in its census. And your state has just missed the prestigious lowest position in Literacy. It is meager 53% dear. Oh ! That means half of you people can’t even read my this letter. Fuck !!

You know 53% is the literacy when government of India considers the person who can just read and right as literate and amazingly all the children below 7 years of age are literate by default. I can’t resist laughing. Ok, leave aside these data. Just ask yourself “why is it that the 'Operation GreenHunt' is rampant only in Chhattisgarh and Orissa when your state is equally Naxal affected. Isn’t this your Chief Minister’s negligence? Don’t say that Mr. Chidambaram is more cooperative to them. I won’t believe. They both have anti governments as is yours.

May be I’m over simplifying but answer my this question, Why I’m suggested to hide my laptop in my trolley bag while on train when my train passes through your state? Stunned, but this is the fact. Why does it take 8 hours for just 170 Km if I alternately take road route to reach Ranchi from Rourkela? By the grace of the god I haven’t been by road yet. But Yes I have to spend sleepless nights in train just for the safety of my luggage. Unfortunately Jharkhand comes in Between Bihar and Orissa, So, I don’t have any other option.

I hate to say this but I hate the people of Jharkhand. You don’t stink nor have you claimed my paternal properties but just because you don’t have the capability to select the right person.

I have heard people voting in the name of caste and clans and it is prevalent in the regions of uneducated majority. Then where does your flagship record of 53% go. Had this 47 % illiterate people given vote to a single leader of any single caste, your state would have seen a stable government at least. Being precise, all the 7 Chief Ministers those you have chosen were all scheduled tribes and your state has a total 27 % of its population as scheduled tribes. I’m no wrong if I say that 27% votes give a clear majority in a type of democracy that India has. (I’m not endorsing caste based voting, it is just if it comes as a boon for this poor state).

Mr. Shibu Soren, I can’t refrain highlighting your name. You are truly a saint. I bow to you. After a period of just 4 months your pseudo-stable government went into minority when you supported UPA government on some issue in Lok Sabha. Did you forget that you had a coalition government and BJP is your blotted partner in this unfair trade? I’m much unbiased in criticizing BJP for supporting you in formation of the government in December 2009. (Fortunately I had been in Jharkhand in the month of December. So, I have been very close to all this). They had a better option if they would have supported Congress party then.

Now in May 2010, you are deciding that 28 months you will rule and for the next 28 months BJP will rule. What the hell is this? Where on earth has this phenomenon been introduced in this scene? You are ruling a state which requires the most of your efforts. And you are behaving as if two brothers are parting their properties before mortgaging them. Still you have time, Mr. Soren Keep your palm on your chest and ask yourself, “ Am I really the one that Jharkhand needs today?” If you get a positive response, Carry on ! My wishes ! And in case you get a negation, that I’m sure you will, then please let the efficient ones come. There is no dearth of capable persons in this state. Let them shape your state for you.

People of Jharkhand,
After a good deal of “28 months” it was decided that Mr. Soren will step down on 25th. And a news has just popped up in my window saying “Mr. Shibu Soren has denied resignation” He’ll continue. Comments from BJP awaited.”

God save this state. I pity when I see my state prospering at a rate which is the second fastest in the nation and my younger brother succumbing in this unfortunate paucity. You are the one responsible for this. Sometimes I think, what’s wrong when Naxalites strive to form a parallel government when the existing government is of this type. They may give comparatively better governance. After all, patience has to break some day. It has already been a decade….

I’m waiting for the Elections 2014 . . . .

Faisal v/s Faisal !!

If You figure it out , You’ll find; today I had Rafael v/s Roger in Madrid Masters final, I had England v/s Australia in T-20 men’s world cup final, It was India v/s South Korea in Azlan Shah hockey final, even there was T-20 women’s world cup final between Australia and New Zealand and the very same eventful day I’m busy figuring out Faisal v/s Faisal. A planned stymie of 80 days, which eventually locks me in the third least socially developed district of our Nation probably carves it out of me. I’m happy people see my this face too that I’ve grown so deceiving to myself that I have started writing on potential stuffs like this too. May be my next blog comes on Teenage pregnancy…. Ha ha ha !!
I’m sorry !! F5 ..F5.. F5 !!!

These two Faisals I’m talking about are both born Muslims. The first one is Faisal Shahzad and the second one is Shah Faisal. Both are of roughly the same age. The only difference that has caused all other differences in them is that Mr. Faisal Shahzad is born in Pakistan and Shah Faisal is born in India. And unfortunately Mr. Shahzad’s Father happens to be the Air Vice Marshal of Pakistan, on the other hand Mr. Shah’s father was brutally killed by the terrorists when Shah was just 17. Today Mr. Shahzad is locked up behind the bars in New York Jail for conspiring Bomb in Times Square of New York and our beloved Shah Faisal has topped the prestigious Civil Services Exam. This is the difference in how we nourish our children and how they.

Mr. Shahzad’s father sent him to some royal school of Pakistan and then to ‘US of A’ for higher studies spending a lavish amount while Shah Faisal continued with his studies in the same Kupwara town where he was born. He had a deep faith in Indian system and Indian Administration and he left none of the stones unturned. And in USA Mr. Shahzad came into contact with the top offices of the Talibans and probably on their direction he parked the Bomber Car in the Times Square.
Famous Pakistani reporter Nazam Sethi has very genuinely raised a question : “ Why is it that every terrorist attack has some Pakistani mastermind behind ? ” And you will be stunned to know that a Sri Lankan citizen Mr. Rohan Gunaratne has researched this topic too. My goodness !! People get so crazy when it comes to the research. Now I believe “ There is no bigger room than the room for research.” Mr. Gunaratne has authored a book “Inside Al- Qaida” and has precisely answered Mr. Sethi. He says through the mouth of Osama Bin Laden.

1. Educated Muslims of USA and Europe should be brought to Al- Qaida as they have been very close to the atrocities of White men to them. So, they can be easily persuaded for the cause.
2. They are affluent in general so they have a good pocket to loosen.
3. They have a good knowledge of Technology.
4. South Asian Muslims are not suited for this.

Believe Mr. Gunaratne, the uneducated Muslims of south Asia join Al-Qaida because they are assured the pleasure of 72 babes which they call ‘apsara’ who will be waiting in the heaven to hug them and also they are assured of a crown with embedded ruby in it. Moreover their ‘allah’ will forgive their all sins there.

Why is it then none of the Indian Muslims is in Al-Qaida and more significantly there are Muslims from almost all major Muslim populous countries other than India ? I ask Why? Why is it that two Indian Muslim sisters fight with terrorists killing three terrorists and in Pakistan they are trained for Jihad right from their childhood. Isn’t it an outcome of the way we nourish them.

They say illiteracy, unemployment and poverty forces youngsters for this. But I ask, Leave aside Kasab and please list a few terrorists of such type. I have a big list with me. Terrorist Omar Sheikh who had killed famous reporter Dainy Pearl was educated in London School of Economics. Mr. Faisal Shahzad himself has a very elite family background. One of his two brothers is a doctor and the other one is studying in Canada. And the list goes this way…

[Should I move a little westward and then all the tussles among Hazaras, Pashtuns , Sunnis and Shias will be revealed ? Should I ? ]

sssShh… Keep all your justifications in your pocket and believe me it is the Indian culture which restricts its citizen going the illegal way. India has a rich culture and etiquettes embedded in the genes of its beloved, which do not allow her children go wrong way.

And this is why our Faisal is of this type and their Faisal is of that type.

Give it a thought…

Facts and data compiled from : An article by Mr. Rajiv Shukla, Member of Parliament, Rajya Sabha.